UnNews:"The fights have passed", says Rodrigo Maia in his farewell

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This Monday (01/02), Maia was moved after losing her power as mayor . The winner of this dispute was Lira , who received 302 votes, more than Baleia who received 145 votes, in addition to being more than half of the 505 voters, most of whom were shitting and walking for this vote, and voted just for voting anyway. Lira's victory was defined in the first round, where Maia awakened her sentimental idiot side , crying to see if she would get something in return, but not a lollipop won, poor thing ...

In his farewell speech he said: The fights are over, let's elect a new president! Maia is known by his affectionate nickname of Nhonho , which really looks like the face of one and the snout of the other, even the way he expresses himself is the same, look at him, look at him!

In addition to having said: I prepared myself not to cry Because of what we saw, it didn't work out very well! Calm Maia, we guarantee that no one will be worse than you, and that Doria is ready to enter your place of Lira.

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