UnNews:"Isabella is not dead", says the stepmother.
Isabella's stepmother, during the twenty-sixth testimony of the investigation of the case by the police, stated that the girl could still be alive.
The mother, in an interview with Fantástico, in the midst of hysterical laughter and outbursts in which she ran away and returned minutes later (because everyone knows that diarrhea is badass), was very calm and serene and refused to talk about this hypothesis.
Isabella's father, Pedocício Nardoni , continues to insist on the thirty-ninth version of the story as being the true one, although he doesn't seem to remember very well which version it is.
One of the most likely versions is that Isabela, whose paternal grandparents would be Seu Madruga and Dercy Gonçalves , would have committed suicide, out of regret of knowing that she had a father who is the result of the sex of two bizarre beings like these.
The police are no longer sure how the investigations are going, of so many versions that were invented by the girl's entire family, and continue to insist on interrogations as the only way to proceed.
The Nardoni's lawyer claimed not to know what to argue with his clients, and the public prosecutor hanged himself with his tie in the forum bathroom , leaving only an undisclosed note and dirty underwear .
The stepmother , who now finds herself (trapped/released/throwing children out of windows/asking for habeas corpus) in a difficult situation to put here, thinks that everything was coldly planned by Isabella, and that she is alive and well in the Cayman Islands , enjoying high conversations with the kind Mr. Fritzl , as well as beautiful sessions of affection in the neck .
The Police decided to restart the investigation and reconstitute the crime, this time using a dwarf and not the Susi doll, as they believe that this will allow them to proceed with more interrogations to define the reconstitution of nº 69 24 51 (when they will use a real adult person ).
Dwarfs from all over Brazil who want to help, just send a photo and email to the Orkut of the Police of São Paulo, and be willing to be played from a height of 666 floors.
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Federal Police, Nardoni Family.