Zork 3

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 Therapy Session 2 Score: 8 Moves: ?


> contact another therapist to recover from trauma
You magically summon another therapist, using another 100 MP. The therapist manages to cure your trauma, but still doesn't heal any of the rape damage. However, the new therapist decides to join your battle party!
> check stats
You: HP: 234/1000 MP: 0/200

Therapist 2: HP: 200/200 MP: 50/50

Michael Jackson: HP: ???/??? MP: ???/???

It is now Michael Jackson's turn. Thing used disappear!
> what does that do?
It just means MJ was being a pussy and left. But he will rape another day. The therapist and you win! Now the therapist wants some money!