Zork/retrieve

Game talk:Zork/retrieve

I really, REALLY, think the loaded save-file storyline should be longer. I'll admit, i'm not a whiz at writing Zork pages, as i'm new, but if every path has to end in death, does it HAVE to be so short and boring? Conniving 02:08, 28 November 2006 (UTC) I PEEDED MY PANTS

Excellent question - hey, why not? Thing is, that Massive Battle To End Them All or whatever it's being called gives the player one feck of a massive inventory. That's gonna be a pain in the arse to manage later. While I know the idea of that godzilla inventory was to show a player who had gotten pretty far into the game, I really do think that there need to be more SAVEGAME files made, this time with smaller, more manageable inventories.

I have a few thoughts in mind as to where that should go, but I'll postpone that for a few days, just to see what others think. Jamehec 23:26, 17 December 2006 (UTC)

Make sure those save files involve Barney the Dinosaur and Bonzi Buddy fighting. Then i'll be pleased. And what do we do with File 3's Glitch City? It's begging to be worked on. *EDIT* About that large inventory, it is set up by options like our Spoiler template. So maybe we can ignore it? O.O Conniving 03:28, 23 December 2006 (UTC)

I think we should end this one in just a few more moves but make an awesome end that leads to another game... just a suggestion Buckethead9995 8:14 sometime in september 09

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The Super Ultimate Final Conclusive Showdown Battle of The End's Super Ultimate Final Conclusive Showdown Battle of the Fate of this Save File Subplot	Score: 3 BITCH-ASS MUTHAFUCKAZ	Moves: Look left.
Above is the discussion, which is expected to grow larger and larger. Read that and share. And you better not add game elements to this space. Or it'll kill you. And I don't mean Grue kill you, I mean MUDKIP kill you. Got it? > GET TO WORK SLACKER! A grue jumps out of nowhere and says "Get to work yourself, asshat - if you wanna bitch about the game not being teh funneh, you best come up with better material yourself. If you can't do that, shut the hell up or I'll eat you before you have a chance to whine." > Sounds like sage advice, Mr. Grue. But will Conniving listen? The Grue shrugs. "I dunno, Jamehec" the Grue murmurs. "We'll see, I guess." The Grue notices you reading this and eats you through the computer. *** You shagged the sheep, and are expelled from Uncyclopedia *** Would you like to log in to your account so you can vandalise some more, use your brother's computer, or turn off your computer? (type ACCOUNT, BROTHER, or SHUTDOWN): ACCOUNT BROTHER SHUTDOWN

Well this sucks. I'm arguing with my own joke. T_T Better get to work. But i'll add to this as soon as i'm sure enough people have found this space. :P

And what do you mean "asshat"? Chill out, Mr. Grue. =/ It's just a welcome message. ^_^

Anyway, I added some new options for other branches of File 1 and will work on them more in the morning. Or not. So try not to eat me until I see where I can go with this. Conniving 06:48, 31 December 2006 (UTC)