Zork 3

Sissy.	Score: -99	Moves: ?
C'mon. You know you can. > But- NO BUTS! You can kill it! > Yeah, right, there's a catch! NO! I actually feel GOOD today, which I usually never do, so you should take advantage! > Okay, but if there are any loop holes, fuck this, fuck you, and fuck this ga- SHUTUP! Go kill that Ur-Grue!