Zork 3

Therapy Session	Score: 6	Moves: ?
> contact a therapist to recover from trauma You magically summon a therapist, using 100 MP. The therapist manages to cure your trauma, but doesn't heal any of the rape damage. However, the therapist decides to join your battle party! > check stats You: HP: 334/1000 MP: 100/200 Therapist: HP: 200/200 MP: 50/50 Michael Jackson: HP: ???/??? MP: ???/??? It is now Michael Jackson's turn. He/She/It starts to sing! > Holy crap! The therapist tries to run away, but her head explodes from the horrible sound! You are strong enough to withstand the singing, but you are still damaged for 100 HP. It is now your turn again, and it seems you are roughly one raping away from being destroyed. Summon another therapist; that singing caused more trauma than the rape Open the briefcase Whack Michael Jackson with the therapist's headless body Eat cheesecake