Zork 3

ChIcKen?	Score: 0	Moves: 0
You look at another seat. on this seat there is a ChIcKen. > Eat the chicken! But why wou-? > EAT THE CHICKEN!!! Spell it right! Bastard... > FINE...Eat the ChIcKen. You walk up to the live ChIcKen and begin to slobber and chew on it. > ... The ChIcKen is angered, and summons Chuck Norris. > FUCK! I AM GONNA SCR- Chuck Norris rapes you for cussing. even though you enjoyed it slightly, his massive dick makes you explode. You lost to a ChIcKen. Pathetic. > okay...now what? Congatulations! You get to be our first tester for a brand new area of Zork! > What do I win? You won't. You WILL lose. Now that we covered the obvious, you realize you are stuck on the borderline of life, and death. You see death above, a sadly wronged grue next to you, and a replay of the scene that just happened below. There's Chuck Norris fucking you right now. What do you want to do? Bribe death Be a zombie Ponder the word ChIcKen Question Chuck Norris' actions Win