Zork 3

	Score: 6666	Moves: 18
He has no brains. And you don't. > Huh? You don't have any brains, because a Redguard ate them. That'll teach you to question the narrator. *** You are... GOING GOING GONG!*** Would you like to exit through the Terrible Tugboat, Ruthless Rocket or Mystery Door? (Type TUGBOAT, ROCKET, or DOOR): restart restore quit