Zork 3

Game retailers shop in Kyoto	Score: 3003	Moves: 13
It's very dark in the game retailers shop. You are likely to be eaten by a Grue. You ask the man at the counter for the latest Famitsu PS2. You say something random like: "Famitsu Daioh Takahara Kiji?" (Which means: Oh great king, can you rub some poo in my face?) Needless to say, the man rubs poo in your face. The man turns out to be a Behemoth, and he tells you he's an enormous fan of Oscar Wilde. > Adding 'Oscar Wilde' to a page doesn't necessarily make the page better Needless to say, it eats you. *** Gah hav garbg *** Garhd gah garg bah gad ah rabarzb, razgar bah zganbang narh, arrh anb b!z zarzah argh Arbahn Gahb? (Gabrh RAZGARB, RAZGARH, arrh GHABG): restart restore quit