Zork 3

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 Pink castle Score: 333 Moves: 6


> leave castle and commence the rape
You hear sirens.


> What? I didn't even rape anyone!
Yeah, well you're in Canada, where HOH's are strictly forbidden.


> But I thought it had disappeared!
Well, I didn't tell you, but the plot called for the weapon to be used again... Multiple times. THE MAGIC OF PLOTHOLES!


> I. HATE. YOU.
You get caught and you share a cell with the dreaded Crewebacca. The police has removed your HOH.

The unfortunate part? He eats you alive.


*** You have died ***

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