Zork 3

Pink castle	Score: 333	Moves: 6
> leave castle and commence the rape You hear sirens. > What? I didn't even rape anyone! Yeah, well you're in Canada, where HOH's are strictly forbidden. > But I thought it had disappeared! Well, I didn't tell you, but the plot called for the weapon to be used again... Multiple times. THE MAGIC OF PLOTHOLES! > I. HATE. YOU. You get caught and you share a cell with the dreaded Crewebacca. The police has removed your HOH. The unfortunate part? He eats you alive. *** Thou art dead *** Wouldst thou like to start over, restor an saved position, or end this session of Zork 3? (Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT): restart restore quit