UnGames:Zork3/rapemj
{{zork3header|OMGWTFBQQ!|-999999|WTF?}
- *** You got screwed ***
Would you like to bend over, restore the missionary position, or end this session of lovemaking? (Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):
You and michel Jackson get married {{zorkcmd|OH NO!!}
- *** You got screwed ***
Would you like to bend over, restore the missionary position, or end this session of lovemaking? (Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):
and you are forced to huff a kitte
- *** You got screwed ***
Would you like to bend over, restore the missionary position, or end this session of lovemaking? (Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):
And you died a 5 more times because Michel Jackson was buried with you
- *** You got screwed ***
Would you like to bend over, restore the missionary position, or end this session of lovemaking? (Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):
{{Zork3/dead}
- *** You got screwed ***
Would you like to bend over, restore the missionary position, or end this session of lovemaking? (Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):
{{Zork3/dead}
- *** You got screwed ***
Would you like to bend over, restore the missionary position, or end this session of lovemaking? (Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):
YOU WERE PWN SO BAD!
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