Zork 3

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 Mountain Score: 1213 Moves: 91


> Go by horse stable
You go by the horse stable. Turns out there were tameable grues in the stable not horses.


> tame grue
You tame a grue.


> inv
You have a grue in your inventory.

What the hell were you thinking! You can't tame a grue! For taming a grue, all of time has been lost and Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick and restores time.


*** You are... GOING GOING GONG!***


Would you like to exit through the Terrible Tugboat, Ruthless Rocket or Mystery Door? (Type TUGBOAT, ROCKET, or DOOR):