Zork 3

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 Arcade Score: 0 Moves: 100


> Cut yourself
You cut yourself, you freakin' emo!

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> Why did I die?
Because you're emo, dummie! Fine, you didn't die yet!

Suddenly, a billion grues rape and eat you alive! Now you're dead! Who cares about emos anyways; they have no feelings!


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