Zork 3

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 Living room Score: 0 Moves: 3


> Go left

The boy that was in this room last time you came here is still around. He appears to be mad at you.

"That wasn't Big Red you gave me."


> I thought you can't read

"Well I can now, stupid. I read that label on the gum you gave me and it turned out to be Juicy Fruit. What do you have to say for yourself?"


> Inv

Holy crap! This time you have Big Red! You also have the Hell Outta Here, his keychain, $8.00 and a slingshot.

"Well?" the kid says.