Zork 3

Waaaah i need my Mummy	Score: -4000	Moves: 7
> activate rocket The rocket accidentally misfires and hits you in the nose. Now you're gonna need a plaster from your mom. > examine mom She was an Alterran in disguise. It eats you like a Grue. *** You got screwed *** Would you like to bend over, restore the missionary position, or end this session of lovemaking? (Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT): restart restore quit