Zork 3

Jump Off the Cliff	Score: 51500	Moves: 23
You moron! Did you seriously think that you can survive a fall off a 50 foot cliff?! > Is there an answer I can give that won't result in my death? Hmmm... no. *** You are... GOING GOING GONG!*** Would you like to exit through the Terrible Tugboat, Ruthless Rocket or Mystery Door? (Type TUGBOAT, ROCKET, or DOOR): restart restore quit