Zork 3

Grue King fight!	Score: 0	Moves: 0
WHAT?!!! How long have you been playing this game?! You should know you can't kill the Grue King by hitting it! Oh my god, that does it! I can't take this anymore, I'm leaving. GOODBYE! > Umm, hello? > Hello? Zork narrator? > Please don't leave me... > I'm so very lonely...