Zork 3

Back at the Kyoto Centre	Score: 600	Moves: --
That was a great adventure, wasn't it? Well, you're back. Ask people whether they're having any trouble with giant enemy crabs, and if they do, kill the giant enemy crabs in exchange for money. Get to Nintendo Headquarters and fight the evil scientist Shigeru Miyamoto. Maybe he can program some nice princess for Zork. Get to a sushi-/karaokebar and become the ultimate Japanese guy. Go up the tower. Die