Zork 3
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Yeah... Anyways, you decide to seek out the perfect allies! The ones that nobody can defeat!! NOBODY!
I do not reconignize the phrase "Seek out the perfect allies!"
Because.. well... nobody knows who the perfect allies are.
The rocket gives you it's onboard computer. You type: Hello my comrades. They call me Comrade Stalin. I am here on the motherland's orders! So, tell me who is the best charcter ever! All gamers are communists, right? LATER: COMMIE! But one person replyed... good... Comrade, I think that we all know that the best game character ever would of course be, MARIO! Our comrade! Carrier of the soviet flag!! So you finally got your answer!
A pipe opens up in front of you. You fly your rocket into it... You wake up later... You hear a strange music... You realize you are being dragged along, you can't control yourself! Back and forth! Suddenly, a man comes into view... He jumps up, and with a mighty blow, you are squished, your brains scattered everywhere. Mario had killed you....
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