Zork 3

Wesrivia	Score: 0	Moves: 8
> extreme sarcasm You use extreme sarcasm on Robin for 80,000,000 HP damage. *** You have won *** > I win? Yes, that's what I said. > I actually win? Look, if you don't want to win, okay. You are eaten by a grue. *** You are... GOING GOING GONG!*** Would you like to exit through the Terrible Tugboat, Ruthless Rocket or Mystery Door? (Type TUGBOAT, ROCKET, or DOOR): restart restore quit