Zork 3

Outside of the Water Cooler	Score: -12	Moves: 6
It tastes a bit salty... You begin to clench your stomach, because the fetus does not sit well in your belly. *** You are... GOING GOING GONG!*** Would you like to exit through the Terrible Tugboat, Ruthless Rocket or Mystery Door? (Type TUGBOAT, ROCKET, or DOOR): restart restore quit