Zork 3

death1_1	Score: 0	Moves: 0
You try to hit the death of you with a physical attack, but you forgot that close-range, zero accuracy still hits. You're dead. *** You have won *** > What? I won?! Oops, sorry, my mistake. Got the wrong banner... ah, here we go: *** You have died *** Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of Zork 3? (Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT): restart restore quit eat cheesecake