Zork 3

Cut the Diaper Off	Score: 10000	Moves: --
You take a pointy thing out of your diaper then use that pointy thing to make a big slit down the middle of your diaper. Big mistake. The radioactive juice inside erupts into a massive explosion. *** You are... GOING GOING GONG!*** Would you like to exit through the Terrible Tugboat, Ruthless Rocket or Mystery Door? (Type TUGBOAT, ROCKET, or DOOR): restart restore quit