Zork 3

Cut the Diaper Off	Score: 10000	Moves: --
You take a pointy thing out of your diaper then use that pointy thing to make a big slit down the middle of your diaper. Big mistake. The radioactive juice inside erupts into a massive explosion. *** Dead again (sigh) *** Would you like to blah blah blah, something something, blah blah blah, (some STUFF in CAPITALS): restart restore quit