Zork 3

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 Still in the final battle? Score: ? Moves: ?


> use extreme sarcasm!
You used extreme sarcasm, quite stupidly actually seeing as you're meant to save Rosemary and Extreme Sarcasm kills everything wherever you aim it, meaning you would destroy the universe.


> whatever, just use it anyway
After using it, Cloud, Hero, and Princess Rosemary asplode, including your head.


> damn...
Oh, this is unfortunate. You exploded everything in your universe.


> what now?
I suppose you'll be eaten by a Grue that managed to survive the sarcasm. Well, I mean a Grue2.0. Now, I suppose you head to the Grueniverse because it's like the only safe spot now.

Plus, I bet you're wondering how you're still alive without a head.