Zork 3

A Li'l gun is a big help.	Score: 360,000,000	Moves: WTF
> Pckpshtgn!! What?? > PICK-UP-SHOT-GUN! NOW! Ok. You pick up the shotgun, Knowing it's the best choice for you because of rapid shooting. You don't have much time. What To do now? > SHOOT! Fine, But did I mention that You were holding the gun backwards? *** You suck *** Would you like to not suck, cheat by loading someone else's save, or give up out of frustration? (Type NOT SUCK, CHEAT, or GIVE UP): restart restore quit