Zork 3

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 The Shoe Shop Score: -17 Moves: 6


> buy sensible shoes
You buy some sensible shoes. The shoes turn you into a boring, sensible person, who doesn't want to be an adventurer. As you are walking away from The Great Underground Empire, a grue eats you.


*** Dead again (sigh) ***


Would you like to blah blah blah, something something, blah blah blah, (some STUFF in CAPITALS):