Zork 3

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 Ye moron Score: No Moves: 4


> summon a fire breathing dragon (2000 MSP)
You summon the first fire breathing dragon that comes to your mind. You are instantly killed.


> What dragon?
Idiot. You have summoned TROGDOR, THE BURNINATOR! After Burninating the countryside Burninating the peasants Burninating all the peoples In the thatched-roof COTTAGES! THATuh.... never mind. The point is,

*** You have died ***

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