Zork 3

base	Score: 0	Moves: 0
There isn't a return portal. TRHTFGDSYBTER! You get eaten by the evil SOMETHING-THINGY! You really ought to take care of that thing soon. *** You are... GOING GOING GONG!*** Would you like to exit through the Terrible Tugboat, Ruthless Rocket or Mystery Door? (Type TUGBOAT, ROCKET, or DOOR): restart restore quit