Zork 3

Shopkeeper	Score: 100	Moves: 8
> What is that doing in there? The shopkeeper turns out to be a grue and then yells "IT'S MAH BABY". You have killed the fetus by removing it from the watercooler, and you have been eaten by the grue for that reason. > That's not fair!!! Well, so isn't life. Have a nice afterlife! *** You are... GOING GOING GONG!*** Would you like to exit through the Terrible Tugboat, Ruthless Rocket or Mystery Door? (Type TUGBOAT, ROCKET, or DOOR): restart restore quit