Zork 3

Mid-Air Battle	Score: 98800	Moves: 17
Forget it! No amount of sarcasm will work! Super-Admin kills you. You really know what sarcasm can do, don't 'cha? Well, at least you will now. *** You are... GOING GOING GONG!*** Would you like to exit through the Terrible Tugboat, Ruthless Rocket or Mystery Door? (Type TUGBOAT, ROCKET, or DOOR): restart restore quit