Zork 3

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 Oprah's compound Score: 20,000 Moves: 2

Realising that this grue mauls people rather than eat them, you jump into the grue's mouth. The grue eats your pants, then suddenly explodes from the chili you were saving in your pants pocket for some weird reason.


> look

You are in Oprah's compound, surrounded by grue guts and bad chili. The guts highlight what appears to be a doorknob.

Your stomach growls from a lack of food. If only you could've had that chili. Too bad it's all mixed in with the grue's guts now.