Zork 3

Ur Grue Battle	Score: ?!	Moves: ?!
> Fire Thermolightcannon You fire the Thermolightcannon, and the Ur-Grue recoils in agony. It commits suicide to ensure you do not gain the gold and EXP gained from killing it. > Look A shimmering portal appears in front of you. > Enter Portal You enter the portal. You are in a dark room. A large Eurg stares at you from a throne. "I AM ACTIVUS", it says. > O RLY? "YES RLY", it replies. > So what happens now? A zombie suddenly rushes into the room and eats your brains. > No fair! You did ask for something to happen, right? *** You have died *** Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of Zork 3? (Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT): restart restore quit > Don't I become a zombie? No.