Zork 3

AAAAAAAAA!	Score: AAAAAA!	Moves: AAAAA!
' > Shoot Narrator [[You shoot me. I explode in a flash of blue light. (Wait! How can I, the narrator, be saying this?) However, there is no one to narrate for you now.h " > Zork Narrator, I'm sorry! "' > I thuroughly regret my decision, so please come back! '" " > Please, pretty please... a b c d e f g g g g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z ' > I'm feeling rather lonely here... ]]