Zork 3

Emperor of the Universe!	Score: Infinity	Moves: Unknown
> Fire the Fuck out of Here! The Fuck out of Here fires, and the Ur-Grue and all his Grues explode. Chuck Norris turns up- > Fire the Fuck out of Here! He explodes in a flash of blue light. God turns up- > Fire the Fuck out of Here! God explodes too. YOU KILLED GOD! All the other Gods turn up- > Fire the Fuck out of Here! They explode too! Wow! Now, there is no one to oppose you! > Yee-Ha! I'm the Emperor of the Universe! Kill everybody! You systematically annihilate everyone in the universe, including yourself. > DAMMIT! I never said shoot myself! But you wanted to kill everyone in the universe, so you did! > FUCK... *** You are... GOING GOING GONG!*** Would you like to exit through the Terrible Tugboat, Ruthless Rocket or Mystery Door? (Type TUGBOAT, ROCKET, or DOOR): restart restore quit