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 Religious Zealot to the rescue! Score: 100 Moves: Unknown



> I summon a religious zealot!

You use 800 MSP to summon a religious zealot! It runs straight towards Voldemort shouting, "For freedom!" and "Your mom is fat!", stabbing Voldemort for 3000 damage. Voldemort dies!

The Ur-Grue charges straight at you. You notice the really tasty Cheeseburger is still lying just a few feet away from you.

You: HP: 50 MSP: 100

What do you do?