Zork 3

The Toilet!	Score: ???	Moves: ????
> Sit on toilet seat You sit on the toilet. Suddenly, you feel a sharp, piercing pain in your nether regions. > OWWW! WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT? The brown lump happens to be a Genital-Eating Grue. It has just eaten your genitals. > AHHHHH! Yes. The toilet cubicle is splattered with blood. > Ahhhhhh! Get medical attention! You run out onto the streets and into the hospital. > Yay! Safe! However, the kindly reception lady recognizes you as the wanted suspect in the murder of The Narrator and hands you over to the police. > Now what? You have been sentenced to 20 years in prison. > Oh no! Yes, Oh no. When you heard the news, you suddenly had a fatal heart attack. Who told you to eat so much fast food when you were young? *** You have died *** Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of Zork 3? (Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT): restart restore quit