Zork 3

Acid	Score: 0	Moves: ?????????
> Douse myself with bucket of water You pour a bucket of colorless liquid over yourself. You start melting. > WTF? That was concentrated hydrochloric acid. *** You are... GOING GOING GONG!*** Would you like to exit through the Terrible Tugboat, Ruthless Rocket or Mystery Door? (Type TUGBOAT, ROCKET, or DOOR): restart restore quit