Zork 3

WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS!!!	Score: Infinity	Moves: Unknown
> I use a cheat sheet! What cheat sheet are you talking about?! > The one over there! Oh, you mean the big billboard over there. There are several words there. Which do you want to type? > The one labeled instant win? Ok. You instantly win, and are brought to the winning podium and collect a big gold medal from some snooty VIP as some cheesy victory music starts playing. Hurray! However, you notice the smell of burning flesh. What would you like to do? I savor my victory! I douse myself in champagne Formula One-style! Examine Self I make a speech! I get drunk and look for a grue!