Zork 3

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 345 Score: 34659083475 Moves: {{{3}}}



> I cast Thundaga!

What the hell is Thundaga?


> A thunder spell!

OK. A mighty bolt of thunder hits you. You are fried head to toe by 50,000 volt electricity.


> NO FAIR!

You never told me what the spell specifically did.


> I fire the Hell out of Here!

I am vaporized in a flash of orange light. I have died. There is no one to narrate for you, so you sit there until you starve to death.


*** You are... GOING GOING GONG!***


Would you like to exit through the Terrible Tugboat, Ruthless Rocket or Mystery Door? (Type TUGBOAT, ROCKET, or DOOR):