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 The Ultimate Spell! Score: Too high to count Moves: Nobody knows



> I cast the ultimate spell, MegaDieaga!

Are you sure about this?


> Yes!

Absolutely sure?


> Yes!!!

Certainly sure?


> Yes Yes Yes!!!!!

Are you willing to bear the consequences?


> Yes Yes Ye... What?!?!?! Consequences?

Too bad, you said yes...


> no no No No NO NO NOOOOOOOO!!!!!

You cast MegaDieaga-


> I don't want to die! Mommy!

-and everyone EXCEPT YOU died!


> WHAT???

Yes! You have just killed everyone in the universe (except yourself)!


> Hooray! I am the omnipotent being!

Yes! You are!


> Let there be light!

And there was light! And you saw the light, and it was NOT good.


> What? Why?

Because the light came from the flames on your body from the last page.


> AHHHHHH PUTITOUTPUTITOUTPUTITOUT!!!

Too late. You have burned to death.


*** You are... GOING GOING GONG!***


Would you like to exit through the Terrible Tugboat, Ruthless Rocket or Mystery Door? (Type TUGBOAT, ROCKET, or DOOR):