Zork 3

LOSER!	Score: 0	Moves: 5
Ha, LOSER! You look at STATS? Just for that, here ya go. *** You are... GOING GOING GONG!*** Would you like to exit through the Terrible Tugboat, Ruthless Rocket or Mystery Door? (Type TUGBOAT, ROCKET, or DOOR): restart restore quit I mean come on, STATS!