Zork 3

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 Be a Pussy (save the world) Score: 100 Moves: 10


> Save the world
You try to save a girl who jumped off a cliff but you were eaten by a grue. Oh, and turns out that girl was actually your mom turned gay prostitute.


*** You are... GOING GOING GONG!***


Would you like to exit through the Terrible Tugboat, Ruthless Rocket or Mystery Door? (Type TUGBOAT, ROCKET, or DOOR):

Or you can become a zombie and do the following: