Zork 3

Pr0n	Score: You never will.	Moves: 0
> watch pr0n DVD You watch the DVD but it is not very interesting. Its a pirate DVD so there aren't even any erotic pictures on the front. While watching your own reflection in the disk you notice a hole in the centre of it. > Examine hole. You notice a large grue shaped object through the hole. You are promptly eaten by a grue, you stupid fuckwit. *** You have won *** > What? I won?! Oops, sorry, my mistake. Got the wrong banner... ah, here we go: *** You have died *** Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of Zork 3? (Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT): restart restore quit