Zork 3

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 To Wilde City! Score: 1000 Moves: 10


> Go to Wilde City

His eyes are bloodshot.


> Well, duh... he's high.

Don't question me. I can destroy you.


> Yeah, How?

You look into your pants, and notice an absence of penis.


> WTF?

I told you not to question me.


> I won't do it again...

You look into your pants, your penis is back, but there is a note stapled to your scrotum.

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