Zork 3

LINT?!?	Score: {{{2}}}	Moves: {{{3}}}
What the hell? You can't just BRIBE death with POCKET LINT! > Then why did Death take it? He...likes pocket lint? > Yep, and guess what? I outsmarted you! Oh yeah? Well I have 5 more pieces of lint right here! What now? *** You have di- > Now let's not be hasty here... Don't interrupt me! Death...? *** You suck *** Would you like to not suck, cheat by loading someone else's save, or give up out of frustration? (Type NOT SUCK, CHEAT, or GIVE UP): restart restore quit