Zork 3

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 In a jet Score: ? Moves: ?

You can't see any such thing.
The jet is flying towards the ground.
> Clinjas.
What about them?
The jet is getting closer to the ground.
> I meant to say "clinjas."
In what sentence?
The jet is getting even closer. Better do something.
> The first one.
What first one? The first sentence of Zork 3, the first sentence of Zork, the first sentence you ever uttered? The jet will crash if you don't do something
> When I said "Land where the crinjas are?" I meant to say "Land where the clinjas are." Now turn the jet away from the mountain and land it where the clinjas are.
Unfortunately, that sentence was so long, you crashed while you were typing it.

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