Zork 3

Indeed they did.	Score: 0	Moves: 62
> RUN!!1! Okey dokey! you start runnin', runnin', runnin' like a constipated weiner dog. You escape, but are then eaten by a grue *** You are... GOING GOING GONG!*** Would you like to exit through the Terrible Tugboat, Ruthless Rocket or Mystery Door? (Type TUGBOAT, ROCKET, or DOOR): restart restore quit > OH, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!!! Sorry. Try again.