Zork 2

Library	Score: 15	Moves: 26
"Detergent!" You scream with enthusiasm. Detergent is poisonous (you'd know) so why not? "NO!" says the man. "If you'd had the sense to read the books I offered, you'd know they eat it!" > Oh. Sorry.. so... what now? "Oh, you'll see." Out of nowhere, a detergent grenade rolls beneath you. > use extreme sarcasm! Okay... You roll your eyes and say "Oh no! A detergent grenade! Maybe I'll get cleaned to death or something! That would be like SOOO bad!" The grenade explodes and you are coated with detergent. > smell detergent Smells like a Tide ad. You look around, and see thousands of Grues, all looking at you. You don't even have a chance to think, because the Grues just ate you at the same time. Start over