Zork 2

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Satan dies, and the scenery changes to a cloudy landscape high above the earth. God Suddenly appears in front of you...

God:

Hi. Welcome to heaven.

You:

So... do I win?

God:

You wish.

You:

(???)

Suddenly fifty grues come out of God's Butt and devour you. You are sent to hell.