Zork 2

Unmarked Building	Score: 0	Moves: 10
> evade You can't evade a lightcannon attack. You're blinded for 3 turns. Grue Slayer wastes 2 turns gloating, but notices you still alive just in time to kill you. *** You shagged the sheep, and are expelled from Uncyclopedia *** Would you like to log in to your account so you can vandalise some more, use your brother's computer, or turn off your computer? (type ACCOUNT, BROTHER, or SHUTDOWN): ACCOUNT BROTHER SHUTDOWN